Posts Tagged ‘Dirty’
A Mess By Dog
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I thought I can have a good and relaxing day after the trip from Singapore, but it ended up like this…
It was all messed up, totally messed up, and I thought who the heck did this, and there was a dog from my housemate’s brother again 
This time, he carelessly unlocked the dog cage and the dog was all around the house whole night until I came back home.
The mad thing was, all the dog shit were in front of my room! In front of my fucking room, all those smelly shit aroma went into my room and I’ve then suffer beside cleaning it up, but I didn’t, I just wait until the owner come clean it up 2 hours later I’m telling you, cleaning all these shits really don’t need hoodia weight loss pills to lose any weight anymore.
#%^&!@#$% Bad doggy dog! More about Singapore trip later! 
World’s Dirtiest Thing
Mom: Why are you holding the note?
Me: Going to spend it…
Mom: Put it in the wallet, don’t hold it too long.
Me: Why?
Mom: It’s the most dirtiest thing on earth! Imagine hundred people touching it, all of them touching their dick at toilet and didn’t wash and pay money, yeeee…
Me: What the fuck? No need so dramatic eh?
Sister: Then I’m sure you (Mom) didn’t wash your hand after toilet eh?
Me & Mom: -___-”
Yes, that kind of scene always happen in my family. Smart sister plus dramatic mother, a joy never end. Now you know why I love going back home
Yes, ringgit note, or perhaps, money is the most dirtiest thing on earth as my mother told me! Because it’s touched by thousand and million or hands, hands that we don’t know where it used for before touching it. Yet, we LOVE this dirtiest thing very much 
If you see any kids “holding” money by mouth, tell them! Teach them!
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