Mom: Why are you holding the note?
Me: Going to spend it…
Mom: Put it in the wallet, don’t hold it too long.
Me: Why?
Mom: It’s the most dirtiest thing on earth! Imagine hundred people touching it, all of them touching their dick at toilet and didn’t wash and pay money, yeeee…
Me: What the fuck? No need so dramatic eh?
Sister: Then I’m sure you (Mom) didn’t wash your hand after toilet eh?
Me & Mom: -___-”
Yes, that kind of scene always happen in my family. Smart sister plus dramatic mother, a joy never end. Now you know why I love going back home 
Yes, ringgit note, or perhaps, money is the most dirtiest thing on earth as my mother told me! Because it’s touched by thousand and million or hands, hands that we don’t know where it used for before touching it. Yet, we LOVE this dirtiest thing very much 
If you see any kids “holding” money by mouth, tell them! Teach them!
Jason
November 27, 2007 at 5:07 amLOL. Very true indeed.
kljs
November 27, 2007 at 7:30 amI believe that is true… as you can see now those toll booth people are wearing gloves when taking the toll money from us…….
yipguseng
November 27, 2007 at 9:50 amthey wear glove because of tat? i tot bcoz of AIDS
cbenc12
November 27, 2007 at 11:39 amDirty but valuable! I hope my mother is dramatic too!
TenthOfMarch
November 27, 2007 at 11:57 pmMy parents teach the same thing. We really do not know where and what has been in contact with the money.
HORNY ANG MOH
November 28, 2007 at 10:03 amMummy say that to me tooo?
Have a nice day!
Deimos Tel`Arin
November 30, 2007 at 7:15 amYeah, dollar notes are considered dirty since it has passed through the hands of many people unless it is a fresh new stack of dollar notes obtained from the bank.
Imagine Peter who just grabbed her little bro and unloaded his piss in the toilet earlier, did not wash his hands and later going to purchase LRT ticket at the counter.
Then Jane comes up to the counter and pays a big note, the cashier hands over one of Peter’s notes.
Cheers!
Neo
December 3, 2007 at 3:28 pmYes, money is dirty, but I don’t mind having it. Please give to me.