World’s Dirtiest Thing

Mom: Why are you holding the note?
Me: Going to spend it…
Mom: Put it in the wallet, don’t hold it too long.
Me: Why?
Mom: It’s the most dirtiest thing on earth! Imagine hundred people touching it, all of them touching their dick at toilet and didn’t wash and pay money, yeeee…
Me: What the fuck? No need so dramatic eh?
Sister: Then I’m sure you (Mom) didn’t wash your hand after toilet eh?
Me & Mom: -___-”

Yes, that kind of scene always happen in my family. Smart sister plus dramatic mother, a joy never end. Now you know why I love going back home

Yes, ringgit note, or perhaps, money is the most dirtiest thing on earth as my mother told me! Because it’s touched by thousand and million or hands, hands that we don’t know where it used for before touching it. Yet, we LOVE this dirtiest thing very much If you see any kids “holding” money by mouth, tell them! Teach them!