Mom: Why are you holding the note?
Me: Going to spend it…
Mom: Put it in the wallet, don’t hold it too long.
Me: Why?
Mom: It’s the most dirtiest thing on earth! Imagine hundred people touching it, all of them touching their dick at toilet and didn’t wash and pay money, yeeee…
Me: What the fuck? No need so dramatic eh?
Sister: Then I’m sure you (Mom) didn’t wash your hand after toilet eh?
Me & Mom: -___-”
Yes, that kind of scene always happen in my family. Smart sister plus dramatic mother, a joy never end. Now you know why I love going back home 
Yes, ringgit note, or perhaps, money is the most dirtiest thing on earth as my mother told me! Because it’s touched by thousand and million or hands, hands that we don’t know where it used for before touching it. Yet, we LOVE this dirtiest thing very much 
If you see any kids “holding” money by mouth, tell them! Teach them!
LOL. Very true indeed.
I believe that is true… as you can see now those toll booth people are wearing gloves when taking the toll money from us…….
they wear glove because of tat? i tot bcoz of AIDS
Dirty but valuable! I hope my mother is dramatic too!
My parents teach the same thing. We really do not know where and what has been in contact with the money.
Mummy say that to me tooo?
Have a nice day!
Yeah, dollar notes are considered dirty since it has passed through the hands of many people unless it is a fresh new stack of dollar notes obtained from the bank.
Imagine Peter who just grabbed her little bro and unloaded his piss in the toilet earlier, did not wash his hands and later going to purchase LRT ticket at the counter.
Then Jane comes up to the counter and pays a big note, the cashier hands over one of Peter’s notes.
Cheers!
Yes, money is dirty, but I don’t mind having it. Please give to me.
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