The truth about Sarawak

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The right time to get tagged by Clare again. Still some people at KL likes to ask me those questions. Honestly I’m very lazy to answer those now, but let’s go one round again here

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: By plane, need to teach you how to check MAS and/or AirAsia schedule or not?

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: Oh yes, we all got one freaking tree to live, we don’t need to share like apartment!

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: Got! We can online some more… Friendster “Sibu” try try ar…

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: Kuching can fly to Singapore directly le… Previously can fly to Perth directly some more, you think Sarawak’s capital city is play play ar?

Q: How long if you take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: This one… Either Sami or Geography book can help you la…

Q: Over there got what car?
A: In Sarawak, people all driving Toyota Land Cruiser and Mitsubishi Pajero, we all live in trees drive in jungles mah…

Q: Got road or not?
A: Not much, Sami only cares about Peninsula Malaysia…

Q: You Bidayuh from Sulawesi there huh?
A: Erm… Why so smart question compare to others questions one ar? I’m not answering…

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: Very good question… Now you know how BIG is Sabah eh?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: Same la… Both Sabah and Sarawak likes to come out new celebrities one mah… Nicholas lah, Amber lah, Paikia lah… You say same or not?

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: Kuching is bigger than KL city alone believe it or not? We got a lot of trees and jungles now…

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Did you see any lion in Singapore? Answer that and you’ll answer this question yourself.

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I thought Sarawak is one of Malaysia state?

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: Yes, you don’t know Sarawakians loves going oversea like Australia and UK to study ar?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: I thought Sarawak is one of Malaysia state?

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